Well once again I have broke my chair. Last time it's screws at my dockers so this time I decide to remove the nails. But the chair being fundamentally evil decides it needs the last laugh.

I punctured my finger nail on a screw. HOLY COW did it hurt. It wasn't a weeny little cut but full and complete penetration. IN THE NAIL.

Thank god I'm left handed.

In the mean I think fondly of what I did to last docker eating chair.

BURNED THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beware vile seat, you may be next. Also where can I buy cool METAL chairs for cheap?